Chicken

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Dom, trying to say “Duckfat chicken: “FUH-DAT-Chicken!”

The Fight

 

Me, to Dom, 10 minutes before Jake is supposed to be picked up: Are you leaving to get him?

Dom: Yes. (Plays on phone)

Me: Fine  I’ll just do it  

Dom: NO! I SAID I WOULD GO AND I WILL!

Me: You’re not even wearing PANTS!

DOM: PANTS ARE FOR THE WEAK!!