Sunday, January 19, 2020

The Foot Machine

Upon getting a sweet new Vibe Pro machine for our achy post-run muscles, we were questioning which attachment is used for what body part. 

Me: this one says it’s for the neck and spine. 

DOM: Don’t push too hard, you’re gonna give me Spinal Bifia!

Me: You mean Spina Bifida?

Dom’s Belly

DOM: well, it’s happened. 

ME: What?

DOM: I moved to the suburbs, got married and now I’m fat. I HAVE SUBURBIGUT!!!