ME: That’s not Rachel Ray, her voice is too raspy.
DOM: ...and Rachel Ray doesn’t have legs like that.
JAKE: Ok then. 😳
DOM: No I mean. Rachel Ray is short and stalky. This person has long leggies.
Sunday, September 29, 2019
Friday, September 27, 2019
Ramen Probs
ME: You shouldn’t eat the packet that comes with the ramen noodles. It has animal products in it.
DOM: Yeah, but it’s all ground to dust. It’s dusty cow.
Sunday, September 22, 2019
6 mile training
ME: I don’t want to run in 90 degree heat today. We could just go to the gym and run on the treadmill.
DOM: Yeah and I could go to a crack house and get a hooker, but I’m not gonna do it.
Thursday, September 12, 2019
Blast from the Past
This dude straight up posted these circa-1996 photos of himself on Facebook. For the whole world to see. I just had to document the glorious yester-years of my husband. #BringingSexyBack
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